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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 09:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Fans don't appear to be snatching up tickets to the Club World Cup - KING5.com

Next, they tried...

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez to spotlight Venice's artisanal heritage during upcoming nuptials - AP News

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

No. 14 Tennessee Baseball vs. Cincinnati in NCAA Tournament: How to Watch, Prediction - Rocky Top Insider

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Why does Nickelback, a popular Canadian alternative-rock band, receive so much hate? Is it because they are not considered "edgy" by some people?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Calvin Pickard Saved The Day - Defector

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are some good email marketing tools for small businesses?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Simulations Show What Really Happens When a Black Hole Devours a Neutron Star - Gizmodo

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

What are the differences between promotions and sales?

Still no good

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The Best ‘Final Fantasy’ References in Its Huge ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Crossover - Gizmodo

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

No way

Brutal 100-degree temperatures will hit cities from Boston to Washington - The Washington Post